kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: mensrightsactivist)

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

nighthooker:

i found your nudes in the lol tag

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

kankrivantas:

highly disappointed i did not grow up to be a main character in an anime